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(via nostalgicheartandmind)

and let me use my tongue to spell out how much you mean to me

(via nostalgicheartandmind)


The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.



if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

(via mayitadoll)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

still relevant