how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes
“But I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.
if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
let me know what high school she go to so my kids not there when she shoot it up